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1 " Jas, whatever Tom has under his trousers is between you and him. "
― Louise Rennison , Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me? (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, #10)
2 " He says we should take it easy and that maybe he overreacted a bit."Dave said, "A bit? That's like Hitler saying, 'Oooh, I just meant to go for a little walk, but then I accidentally invaded Poland. "
3 " Your soul shines through even if you haven't got mascara on "
4 " How many times do we all have to do this? Get up, go to school, again? Before everyone admits it's a crap idea? "
5 " I don't know what's going on with Mum and Dad, but it's weird. Mum keeps asking Dad to do things and he keeps doing them Unfotunately, she hasn't said 'Hand over your money and make your way to Europe! "
6 " If you fall down those stairs and break both of your legs, don't come running to me! "
7 " P.P.S. I am giving you telepathic hugs.P.P.P.S. But not in a telepathically lezzie way. "
8 " Everyone is so bloody keen on me thinking all of a sudden. It's not what I do. "
9 " As I have often said, she has two styles of acting: with or without the beard. "
10 " He came over and ruffled my hair, which is technically assault. I could get on the blower to ChildLine. "
11 " I‘ve said it once and I will say it again, why can‘t everyone just speak English? The Americans give it a bit of a go — why can‘t other nations? "
12 " Hello, my sister, Libby, also your daughter, is snogging a potato in my bed. What are you going to do about it?' Dad started yelling uncontrollably. I wonder if he is having the male menopause? If he starts growing breasts, I will definitely be running away with the circus. "
