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1 " Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know. "
― Eoin Colfer , Artemis Fowl (Artemis Fowl, #1)
2 " It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget. "
3 " I don't like lollipops. "
4 " A genius. A criminal mastermind. A millionaire. And he is only twelve years old. "
5 " I don't suppose you would consider peaceful surrender? "
6 " Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't. "
7 " Shut up, Julius! I mean, quiet a moment, Commander. "
8 " this was business. "
9 " Time to do what he did best - plot dastardly acts. "
10 " Tonight, history was going to be made. And it wasn't the discovery-of-radium, first-man-on-the-moon happy kind of history. It was the Spanish-Inquisition, here-comes-the-Hindenburg bad kind of history. "
11 " No one's ever really ready for a troll. "
12 " The thing about a diversion is that it has to be diverting. "
13 " Ambition had a price, and that price was friendship. "
14 " Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moron. "
15 " It was no time for mercy, it was time to terminate with extreme prejudice. "
16 " If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose, then I'm crazy. That's the way history is written. "
17 " Trust me. I'm a genius. "
18 " Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient. "
19 " The problem is that I know the textbook answers to any question you care to ask. "
20 " I'm right there with you, darlin'. Unless you step on a landmine, in which case I'm way back in the Operations Room. "