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1 " Most of the upper management of I.S. were undead. I always thought it was because the job was easier if you didn't have a soul. "
― Kim Harrison , Dead Witch Walking (The Hollows, #1)
2 " Shouts of dismay rose as the red flesh splattered against the table. It was only a tomato, but one would think I was pulping a decaying heart by the noise the big, strong FIB officers were making. "
3 " Ivy turned. 'He bit you on the neck?' she said, deadpan serious but for her eyes. 'Oh, then it's got to be love. She won't let me bite her neck. "
4 " Bug? You sack of sweat stink. I've got farts that smell sweeter than you. Think you're better than me? Poop ice cream cones, do you? Call me a bug! Rachel, let me do him now. "
5 " Slicker than snot on a door handle. "
6 " I took a breath, seeing from across the room the rain on his eyelashes. A sudden need to brush them free filled me. I could almost feel the dampness of the rain on my fingers, how soft it would feel. "
7 " You think my kids just popped out of the ground? "
8 " Making a spell is easy. It's trusting you did it right that's hard. "
9 " You bet your Grannie's Panties I will. "
10 " I sighed. I hated the maze of bureaucracy with a passion, but I've found the best way to deal with it is to smile and act stupid. That way, no one gets confused. "
11 " Double damn. I was a harlot. I was a freaking vampire hussy. "
12 " Tink's a Disney whore' - Jenks "
13 " You can trust me to keep my word. I always keep my word, promises or threats. "
14 " Student food." His eyes went to the tomato on the sill. "Whatever's in the refrigerator over pasta. "
15 " I'm going back!" I shouted, standing to put some distance between us in case I was yanking her chain too hard and she came after me. "I'll show him," I said, waving an arm. "I'll sneak in. I'll steal his freaking glasses and mail them back to him in a freaking birthday card! "
16 " This is a witchocracy, not a democracy. Clear? "
17 " I would have sworn fairies were too big to fit into a frog’s mouth. "
18 " Rachel… I can still smell me thick on you. You’re like a big chocolate-chip cookie sitting all alone on an empty table. And when you get all agitated, it’s as if you just came out of the oven, all warm and gooey. I haven’t had a cookie in three years. Could you just calm down so you don’t smell so damn good? "
19 " I really didn’t have a choice. It wasn’t as if Kotex made a pad for this kind of a thing. "
20 " Bug?” Jenks shouted, incensed. “You sack of sweat stink. I’ve got farts that smell sweeter than you. Think you’re better than me? Poop ice cream cones, do you? "
