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Adult Assembly Required QUOTES

Adult Assembly Required QUOTES

1 " but the thing with Target is there is always something...ideal. "

― Abbi Waxman , Adult Assembly Required

2 " Catching and holding the attention of an eight-year-old on Halloween is like trying to catch a hummingbird with a piece of dental floss. It's theoretically possible, but not very likely. "

― Abbi Waxman , Adult Assembly Required

3 " the inner motivations of books. "

― Abbi Waxman , Adult Assembly Required

4 " Of course not," said Liz supportively, though she was beginning to regret even starting this conversation in the first place. Liz had what you might call resting approachable face, which meant this kind of detailed personal download go thrust on her all the time. It was a pity, because she really wasn't very interested. "

― Abbi Waxman , Adult Assembly Required

5 " No, it's provably true. I've proved it. The best cure for a sad heart is a - happy vagina. "

― Abbi Waxman , Adult Assembly Required

6 " There is no way I'm willingly going to run anywhere, unless it's to the bookstore, because it's on fire, and I'm carrying the last two buckets of water. "

― Abbi Waxman , Adult Assembly Required

7 " Being a grown-up is accepting help when you need it. So get a therapist work on your shit... "

― Abbi Waxman , Adult Assembly Required

8 " I think new relationships are definitely exciting, but I also think love sometimes feels like sailing into harbor." She finished her wine. "Like running into someone you've known a long, long time but never met before. "

― Abbi Waxman , Adult Assembly Required