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1 " Let me just say it out loud so we can laugh together: You're going to find Johnny Depp, take him back to Vahalal, and put him in a zoo? "
― Gary Ghislain , How I Stole Johnny Depp's Alien Girlfriend
2 " Zelda is just like any other girl on earth. She wants what they all want. She wants JOHNNY DEPP! "