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Bobbie Faye's Very (very, very, very) Bad Day (Bobbie Faye, #1) QUOTES

Bobbie Faye's Very (very, very, very) Bad Day (Bobbie Faye, #1) QUOTES

1 " At that moment, Bobbie Faye felt an unbridled hatred for every movie heroine who'd ever raced away from he villain in Jimmy Choo shoes, looking perfectly coiffed and ready for an afternoon tea. That was just wrong. When the pain finally got to her, she tossed pride way the hell away and pressed her free arm across her chest to hold her boobs a little steadier. Unfortunately, that shortened her reach and she was unable to block briars and limbs and vines at face-level. Unwilling to admit defeat, Bobbie Faye held her forearm across her breasts while twisting her wrist so that her hand flapped in front of her to help with deflecting the underbrush, all while holding her hair with the other hand. She hadn't quite perfected the coordination of running to flapping when Trevor glanced over his shoulder. As he turned away, she distinctly heard something that sounded a little too much like 'spastic, hobbled penguin. "

― Toni McGee Causey , Bobbie Faye's Very (very, very, very) Bad Day (Bobbie Faye, #1)

2 " Let me guess: you were one of those kids who had a chair dedicated to you in detention in school."

"Was not. They retired my chair after it sort of accidentally caught on fire. There's a plaque there now. "

― Toni McGee Causey , Bobbie Faye's Very (very, very, very) Bad Day (Bobbie Faye, #1)

3 " a day without a disaster would be a day in someone else's life. - Bobbie Faye "

― Toni McGee Causey , Bobbie Faye's Very (very, very, very) Bad Day (Bobbie Faye, #1)

4 " Sundance, get over here." "Great - You've named me after a guy who dies in that movie. "

― Toni McGee Causey , Bobbie Faye's Very (very, very, very) Bad Day (Bobbie Faye, #1)