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Adventures of an Indian Techie QUOTES

Adventures of an Indian Techie QUOTES

1 " Solutioning is the art of understanding the current problem faced by the customer and giving them a product that will create bigger problems for them so that they ignore the previous one- the Tiger balm technology. Once you apply it, it starts burning and then you forget the headache that you had "

― Nipun Varma , Adventures of an Indian Techie

2 " World's biggest bluff acts happen inside boardrooms "

― Nipun Varma , Adventures of an Indian Techie

3 " Developers and testers usually maintain a very healthy India-Pakistan like camaraderie "

― Nipun Varma , Adventures of an Indian Techie

4 " Working lunch is the art of gorging in five star delicacies all the while spitting out fancy business jargons "

― Nipun Varma , Adventures of an Indian Techie

5 " In boardrooms, bald is beautiful "

― Nipun Varma , Adventures of an Indian Techie

6 " Proof of concept or POC is the art of winning a ship-building contract by showing the working model of a paper boat "

― Nipun Varma , Adventures of an Indian Techie

7 " Geeks are like male lions, they don't like the presence of another one in the vicinity. "

― Nipun Varma , Adventures of an Indian Techie

8 " Developer is the one who creates bugs/defects mostly and working code rarely "

― Nipun Varma , Adventures of an Indian Techie

9 " Business analyst is the one who is adept in confusing the customer, developer and testers simultaneously "

― Nipun Varma , Adventures of an Indian Techie

10 " India is the only country wherein the total number of engineers exceeds the number of vehicles on the road. "

― Nipun Varma , Adventures of an Indian Techie

11 " Rule # 1: Your boss is always right
Rule # 2: Whenever you feel otherwise, refer to rule # 1 "

― Nipun Varma , Adventures of an Indian Techie

12 " Managers have a knack of making things messier than they are "

― Nipun Varma , Adventures of an Indian Techie