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Almost QUOTES

1 " I know I'm acting crazy but I'm in love with this girl. Major love. And I have no idea what to do about it, so it's messing with my sanity. "

― Anne Eliot , Almost

2 " I haven't come here with you for the sole purpose of making out,” I evade, wondering if she can hear my heart.She scrunches her nose, arches a brow, and meets my gaze dead on with her cutest challenge glare. “Well that's why I've brought you here. "

― Anne Eliot , Almost

3 " Name me Edward, or Peeta, or Prince Charming, and I swear—I'll quit. "

― Anne Eliot , Almost

4 " With a lightning quick glance at me first, he reads one bumper sticker: “Member: BBB. Boys in Books are Better? "

― Anne Eliot , Almost

5 " God, I wish I could see your face when I ask you this question.
Here goes: Is there a chance you could love me? Even a little?
Because I do – love you. And I think you know that already too. "

― Anne Eliot , Almost

6 " I'd rather be in Forks? I shop the HOB? What do these even mean?! "

― Anne Eliot , Almost

7 " Person Slaughtered: Me.
Method used: Dimple. "

― Anne Eliot , Almost

8 " Tatooine, huh? So awesome you know Star Wars facts,” he adds nodding. “Do you ever watch the animated stuff?”

Grin. Grin. Grin.

I'm seriously at risk of an old-style faint. Holy-WTHECK? My neck and cheeks are volcano-hot. My entire chest swarms with an uncontrollable butterfly attack.

Butterfly riot.

Butterfly massacre.

Person slaughtered: Me.

Method used: Dimple.

The guy has a dimple. Of course he does. To match the Hollywood chin divot. To make the lump on my forehead pound even harder.

Points for Gray Porter: 3,000,000-bajallion, trillion to the millionth power. "

― Anne Eliot , Almost

9 " My heart races and I look away. “Well I care. So, write it down. For nine weekends and eight thousand dollars, what's yours is mine including your friends.” I throw in a little sarcastic eye flutter. “We're going to be so head-over-heels-in-love. I can't wait to see how romantic you are!”
“Oh no. I refuse to be your kind of bumper-sticker-romantic. Don't mistake me for Mr. Darcy.”

I gasp. “You don't know Hunger Games or Forks, Washington, but you know Mr. Darcy? Start talking.”

“Crap! My grandmother's a fan. She's tortured me since birth with Mr. Darcy. Thanks to her DVD collection, I can quote Jane Austen faster than the Elmo song.”

I laugh, surprised again. “Prove it.”

“Elizabeth, daaarling!” He's launched into a breathless English accent. “I love, love, love you, and I never want to be parted from you from this day forward. Pardon me, whilst I puke…”

“No way!” I beam. “Let the contract state that I want the Mr. Darcy accent once a week!” I can't help but laugh again because he's shaking his head and laughing back. "

― Anne Eliot , Almost

10 " So that's a make-up kiss? Let's have another fight soon. "

― Anne Eliot , Almost

11 " Are you completely slow? YES. I'm mental. This is why I have a list called ‘how to be normal "

― Anne Eliot , Almost

12 " And you do, don't you? Love me just a little? Because I'll say it again. Right now, to your face. I straight up love you, Jess Jordan. I'll shout it if it will help plead my case. But I have to at least get that point across before one more minute passes. "

― Anne Eliot , Almost

13 " Sometimes different is not better, "

― Anne Eliot , Almost

14 " Ignoring Gray Porter is like ignoring an elephant in a tut. A really hot elephant in a tutu... a very manly tutu." -Jess "

― Anne Eliot , Almost

15 " With two small touches and a smile, he's killed my brain. "

― Anne Eliot , Almost

16 " Is this a habit of yours?” he asks.

“What?”

“Dropping stuff whenever you first see me? It's kind of cute. Flattering,” he adds, straightening while easily holding all of my stuff in his giant arms.

I've recovered enough to roll my eyes. “Maybe the habit is connected to your urge to rifle through my private things every time you see me?”

“It's possible. Your stuff is so randomly interesting.” He eyes my science kit and then scans through the pile of papers in his hands. “You got any other lists that need checking off? College tuition aside, I'm also trying to save for a new car.” He laughs. "

― Anne Eliot , Almost

17 " Maybe because he's already been in my dreams for so long, it feels to me as though we've always been together. "

― Anne Eliot , Almost

18 " I want you to know if we die right now, I won't be able to distinguish if I've made it to heaven or not, because I'm already sitting here with you.. like this." -Gray Porter "

― Anne Eliot , Almost

19 " You have my word. I won't let anyone-anything hurt you. This will work out. It will. "

― Anne Eliot , Almost

20 " I think I'm losing control all over again. This is because I've registered two things above and beyond his hypnotic green eyes and rock star hot voice.

1. His perfectly square chin has one of those little divots dead center.

2. He's taller, and wider across the shoulders than I'd thought.

My heart ramps into some sort of a private hailstorm.

My list won't stop.
3. His hair is still shower damp. It's made up of little inky-black curls—an amazing amount of them.

4. The dumb eyes aren't simply green. They're like an exploded rainbow of greens and gold and browns. On closer inspection, he's…he's simply overall amazing and…I'll just say it again:

HOLY. HOLY. WOW. "

― Anne Eliot , Almost