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Halfway to the Grave (Night Huntress, #1) QUOTES

Halfway to the Grave (Night Huntress, #1) QUOTES

1 " I'm saying that I'm a moody, insecure, narrow-minded, jealous, borderline homicidal bitch, and I want you to promise me that you're okay with that, because it's who I am, and you're what I need. "

― Jeaniene Frost , Halfway to the Grave (Night Huntress, #1)

2 " Would you mind repeating that? I'm afraid I might have lost my wits altogether and just hallucinated what I've longed to hear. "

― Jeaniene Frost , Halfway to the Grave (Night Huntress, #1)

3 " Aside from the obvious, Francesca, what do you want in return for supplying information?” Bones asked, getting back to the subject. “You to take me,” she replied at once. “Not gonna happen!” I spat, squeezing him possessively. Three sets of widened eyes fixed on me. That’s when I realized that what I had a firm grip on was no longer his hand. "

― Jeaniene Frost , Halfway to the Grave (Night Huntress, #1)

4 " We're going to knock those demons out and slay them with the power of Jesus. Hallelujah, can I get an amen?- Timmie "

― Jeaniene Frost , Halfway to the Grave (Night Huntress, #1)

5 " Playing with fire Kitten? "

― Jeaniene Frost , Halfway to the Grave (Night Huntress, #1)

6 " You! You tricked me! I never want to see you or that bottle of liquid arsenic again!”

I chucked the empty moonshine jug at him. Or tried to. It missed him by a dozen feet.

He picked it up in astonishment. “You drank the whole bloody thing? You were only supposed to have a few sips!”

“Did you say that? Did you?” He reached me just as I felt the ground tip. “Didn’t say anything. I’ve got those names, so that’s all that matters, but you men…you’re all alike. Alive, dead, undead—all perverts! I had a drunken pervert in my pants! Do you know how unsanitary that is?”

Bones held me upright. I would have protested, but I couldn’t remember how to. “What are you saying?”

“Winston poltergeisted my panties, that’s what!” I announced with a loud hiccup.

“Why, you scurvy, lecherous spook!” Bones yelled in the direction of the cemetery. “If my pipes still worked, I’d go right back there and piss on your grave! "

― Jeaniene Frost , Halfway to the Grave (Night Huntress, #1)

7 " Usually my form of turning someone down was shoving a stake through his heart while smirking, Gotcha! "

― Jeaniene Frost , Halfway to the Grave (Night Huntress, #1)

8 " Kitten, this is my best mate, Charles, but you can call him Spade. Charles, this is Cat, the woman I’ve been telling you about. You can see for yourself that everything I’ve said is…an understatement. "

― Jeaniene Frost , Halfway to the Grave (Night Huntress, #1)

9 " Kitty need's a tounge bath "

― Jeaniene Frost , Halfway to the Grave (Night Huntress, #1)

10 " Don't kiss me like a woman if you're going to treat me like a child. "

― Jeaniene Frost , Halfway to the Grave (Night Huntress, #1)

11 " Bones,” I sighed. “Know something? I’m not afraid of you, but you scare
me….” His outline blurred again.
“You scare me, too, Kitten,” he might have replied, but I couldn’t be sure. "

― Jeaniene Frost , Halfway to the Grave (Night Huntress, #1)

12 " Is that a stake, Bones, or are you just happy with my new dress?”

“In this case, it’s a stake. You could always feel around for something more, though. See what comes up. "

― Jeaniene Frost , Halfway to the Grave (Night Huntress, #1)

13 " The clock struck eleven and cat the vampire huntress was on the loose, except my battle armor was a push-up bra, curled hair, and a short dress. Yeah, it was a dirty job, but I was going to do it. Come one, come all, bloodsuckers! Bar’s open! "

― Jeaniene Frost , Halfway to the Grave (Night Huntress, #1)

14 " Whatever would give you the idea that I'm her damn brother? "

― Jeaniene Frost , Halfway to the Grave (Night Huntress, #1)

15 " Why did you tell her I'm your boyfriend? Why doesn't she know about your real one? - Timmy
He's English! And Mom...Mom hates foreigners!
- Cat "

― Jeaniene Frost , Halfway to the Grave (Night Huntress, #1)

16 " ...you don't care because you're all that and I'm just an artery in a dress. "

― Jeaniene Frost , Halfway to the Grave (Night Huntress, #1)

17 " There is only one way to fight, and that's dirty. Clean gentlemanly fighting will get you nowhere but dead, and fast. Take every cheap shot, every low blow, absolutely kick people when they're down, and maybe you'll be the one who walks away. "

― Jeaniene Frost , Halfway to the Grave (Night Huntress, #1)

18 " I’ve wanted you from the moment we met, and if you think sitting next to me in your bra doesn’t overwhelm me with desire, you’re very wrong. I just don’t force myself where I’m not invited. (Bones) "

― Jeaniene Frost , Halfway to the Grave (Night Huntress, #1)

19 " You’d better not be messing with me. I like you, but if you’re feeding me a load of shit just to get some action, I’m going to plug a big silver stake right through your heart.(Cat) "

― Jeaniene Frost , Halfway to the Grave (Night Huntress, #1)

20 " It’s alright, Kitten,” Bones said. “He won’t shoot.”
Tate lowered his gun, even as the sudden dizziness from blood-loss made me sway.
Bones took my gun and casually handed it to Juan, who gapped at him in amazement.
“You called her Kitten? And she let you? She put me in a coma for three days when I called her that. My balls never recovered from her smashing them into my spine.”
“And well she should have,” Bones agreed. “She’s mine. Kitten, and no one else’s. "

― Jeaniene Frost , Halfway to the Grave (Night Huntress, #1)