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Dog on It (A Chet and Bernie Mystery, #1) QUOTES

Dog on It (A Chet and Bernie Mystery, #1) QUOTES

1 " Chet! What are you eating?”

Nothing. It was true. The eating part was over. "

― Spencer Quinn , Dog on It (A Chet and Bernie Mystery, #1)

2 " I’d been the best leaper in K-9 class, which had led to all the trouble in a way I couldn’t remember exactly, although blood was involved. "

― Spencer Quinn , Dog on It (A Chet and Bernie Mystery, #1)

3 " Often, maybe even usually, Bernie ended up being the smartest human in the room. Tonight was different. "

― Spencer Quinn , Dog on It (A Chet and Bernie Mystery, #1)

4 " A wild-goose chase! I’d heard that expression so many times but never been on one. It sounded like the most exciting thing in the whole world. Yes, I wanted to go on a wild-goose chase, and if that meant Vegas, so be it. "

― Spencer Quinn , Dog on It (A Chet and Bernie Mystery, #1)

5 " Snacks taste better when you’re hungry, but do they ever actually taste bad? I ask you. "

― Spencer Quinn , Dog on It (A Chet and Bernie Mystery, #1)

6 " The cat saw me at once, of course, and every hair on his body stood straight up, and he made a sound like the mountain lion's roar but much tinier. That's all cats are - midget lions. I'm nobody's midget, baby. "

― Spencer Quinn , Dog on It (A Chet and Bernie Mystery, #1)

7 " Things have a way of turning out for the best: That's my core belief. "

― Spencer Quinn , Dog on It (A Chet and Bernie Mystery, #1)

8 " Uh-oh, the crying thing. Water came out of human eyes sometimes—usually women, but not always, usually because of sadness, but not always—and whenever it happened, I got confused. "

― Spencer Quinn , Dog on It (A Chet and Bernie Mystery, #1)