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1 " So what’s this all about anyway?” “Official undercover chick business,” I said. He nodded. “I see. Well, be safe under those covers, young lady,” he said, and then moved quickly away to get another drink order filled. I "
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2 " So are we stalking your ex-husband?” “I’m a licensed private investigator,” I said. “I’m licensed to stalk.” “Really?” “In most cases.” “What about this case?” “In this case,” I said. “We’re stalking the hell out of him.” She "
3 " We both sat back, looking at each other. “We have a problem,” I said. Kingsley nodded. “Is it that I’m too sexy?” I "
4 " Kingsley thanked the butler, who expressed his love of servitude with words dripping with sarcasm, and disappeared down a side hallway. To where, I had no clue. No doubt a servant’s quarter. Or perhaps a stone slab with straps and thick cables attached to some sort of medieval antennae on the roof. Or "
5 " I’m afraid of a lot of things, but men with big guns aren’t one of them. My kids’ math homework, well, that’s another story.” He "
6 " Why are you adjusting your bra?” I asked. “I’m not adjusting my bra,” she said. “I’m adjusting my boobs.” “Happily married women don’t adjust their boobs in front of cute bartenders.” “Happily married women have boobs, too,” she said. “They "
7 " Finally I slipped out of bed and checked my email. Nothing of importance, although it did appear that I had been hand-picked to help a wealthy and desperate gentleman from Nigeria transfer his funds to the United States. His plan was genius: He would send me a whopper of a check, and I would send him a much smaller check in return. And get this: I get to keep the difference. Boy, what could go wrong with that idea? I "
8 " She stared at me. “I’m sure there’s more to it than that, Ms. Moon.” I was fairly certain that if she had a ruler, she would have rapped my knuckles with it. “Why "
9 " Just a few inches shy of six foot, he was also too skinny for me, but I never told him that. I had always liked my men a little beefier, which is why Kingsley had been so damn intoxicating. He "
10 " I smiled and, without breaking stride, punched her straight in the face. "
11 " And I can’t wait to see what your mother thinks about all of this, too.” I paused, shaking my head. “No one stops to consider their mothers. It’s a pity.” “You "