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Bear Bottom (FunJungle, #7) QUOTES

Bear Bottom (FunJungle, #7) QUOTES

1 " No sooner had the door slammed shut behind him than Grievous Bodily Harm rammed into it. The bull hit the cubicle with the force of an oncoming truck. The Porta-Potty rocked backward and then toppled. From inside came the sound of a large amount of human waste sloshing out of the holding tank, followed by a scream of abject horror and disgust from Morton. "

― Stuart Gibbs , Bear Bottom (FunJungle, #7)

2 " Evan passed. “I’ve been down in that creepy place more than enough,” he said, and went to his room to play video games. "

― Stuart Gibbs , Bear Bottom (FunJungle, #7)

3 " It’s Teddy,” I said. “Can I come in?” “Of course.” I entered the room. Kandace was sitting in bed, wrapped in a "

― Stuart Gibbs , Bear Bottom (FunJungle, #7)

4 " I got my foot stuck in the stirrup and fell on my butt in the grass. This provoked some giggles from the tourists in the distance. "

― Stuart Gibbs , Bear Bottom (FunJungle, #7)

5 " Oh, all right, I’ll do it. It’s just poop. "

― Stuart Gibbs , Bear Bottom (FunJungle, #7)

6 " I made a valiant attempt to mount Molasses, kicking hard off the ground. I swung up into the saddle—and nearly toppled right off the other side of the horse. I had to throw myself forward and wrap my arms around his neck to prevent this from happening, which was not very suave. I caught a glimpse of Summer giggling at my failure. "

― Stuart Gibbs , Bear Bottom (FunJungle, #7)

7 " I finally managed to get myself upright in the saddle on Molasses. “Nice form,” Summer teased. "

― Stuart Gibbs , Bear Bottom (FunJungle, #7)

8 " a raccoon had stolen his bag of Cheetos and demand that the park service refund his money. "

― Stuart Gibbs , Bear Bottom (FunJungle, #7)

9 " Morton’s children remained on the shoulder of the road, trying to upload their videos to YouTube. "

― Stuart Gibbs , Bear Bottom (FunJungle, #7)

10 " I’m gonna sue this park for everything they’ve got! "

― Stuart Gibbs , Bear Bottom (FunJungle, #7)

11 " the family car burst into flames. "

― Stuart Gibbs , Bear Bottom (FunJungle, #7)

12 " He was completely wrong. There had been plenty of signs throughout Yellowstone warning visitors that the wildlife was dangerous. By the roadside, the driver of the RV was now arguing with Morton’s children, most likely about who was at fault in the accident. Just as Morton’s daughter leaned in to let the driver have it, the family car burst into flames. Morton screamed again. So did his wife. She seemed to forget that her husband was wounded and raced toward the flaming car. “Our clothes!” she shouted to her children. “Get our clothes!” Mom sighed heavily. “I think we’re going to have to take this guy to the hospital.” I wasn’t happy about that. And I could see that Dad and Summer were disappointed too. But we couldn’t leave Morton wounded in the middle of the wilderness. “Darn right I need to go to the hospital,” Morton said. “Lousy, no-good deer! This is the last time I ever go on vacation in a national park!” “I’m sure the park service will be happy to hear that,” Summer informed him. Morton ignored her and kept on ranting. “We should have gone on a cruise. They don’t have any homicidal deer on cruise ships.” Dad looked to me and rolled his eyes. “Welcome to Yellowstone,” he said. I laughed, figuring this was the strangest thing that would happen to me that day. It wasn’t even close. "

― Stuart Gibbs , Bear Bottom (FunJungle, #7)

13 " For the Shoshone, the Crow, the Blackfoot, and many other Plains tribes, bison were the main source of food, and their hides were used for clothing and shelter. Those tribes’ ways of life couldn’t exist without the bison, so the thinking went that if the bison were gone—then "

― Stuart Gibbs , Bear Bottom (FunJungle, #7)

14 " sixty-nine "

― Stuart Gibbs , Bear Bottom (FunJungle, #7)

15 " We should still search my sister’s room, though,” Evan said. “She’s evil. "

― Stuart Gibbs , Bear Bottom (FunJungle, #7)

16 " Evan tried to scare Summer and she punched him,” Melissa said in a cheerful voice that indicated she would be happy to tell people this over and over again. "

― Stuart Gibbs , Bear Bottom (FunJungle, #7)

17 " PLEASE GET AWAY FROM THAT GEYSER! IF IT GOES OFF, THE STEAM WILL SCALD THE FLESH RIGHT OFF OF YOUR BONES! "

― Stuart Gibbs , Bear Bottom (FunJungle, #7)

18 " assumed "

― Stuart Gibbs , Bear Bottom (FunJungle, #7)

19 " It’s not a panda or a koala! "

― Stuart Gibbs , Bear Bottom (FunJungle, #7)

20 " WOULD YOU PLEASE PICK UP THAT LITTER YOU JUST DROPPED? THIS IS A NATIONAL PARK, NOT A TRASH DUMP!” A touron who had just tossed an empty potato chip bag into the bushes made no attempt to pick it up again. Even though there was a trash can five feet away. So Ranger Oh shouted at him in German. Then Arabic. Then Italian. That did the trick. The touron reluctantly grabbed the chip bag and carried it to the trash can. Ranger Oh said to us, “Sadly, in this job, you have to be able to speak to morons in twelve different languages. "

― Stuart Gibbs , Bear Bottom (FunJungle, #7)