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Blown To Pieces (PTO Murder Club Mystery, #2) QUOTES

Blown To Pieces (PTO Murder Club Mystery, #2) QUOTES

1 " If God had wanted me to learn how to cook, he wouldn’t have filled my smartphone with so many restaurant telephone numbers. "

― Katie Graykowski , Blown To Pieces (PTO Murder Club Mystery, #2)

2 " I was terrorizing them with an audiobook I’d gotten from the library, Prussian War Poetry. "

― Katie Graykowski , Blown To Pieces (PTO Murder Club Mystery, #2)

3 " Monica rolled her eyes so far back inside her head she probably saw her childhood. "

― Katie Graykowski , Blown To Pieces (PTO Murder Club Mystery, #2)

4 " You should always assign horrible jobs to people you hate. It makes life worth living. "

― Katie Graykowski , Blown To Pieces (PTO Murder Club Mystery, #2)

5 " Some people have accused me of being a carb-o-holic, but I prefer to think of myself as a carb advocate. There are so many people hating on carbs these days that I feel they are an underserved food and someone needs to stand up for them. I’m the Joan of Arc of pasta. "

― Katie Graykowski , Blown To Pieces (PTO Murder Club Mystery, #2)

6 " I liked to think of as Gothic Safari Chic. "

― Katie Graykowski , Blown To Pieces (PTO Murder Club Mystery, #2)

7 " Mellie didn’t have a problem talking with her mouth full. Now that I saw it in action, I was never doing that again. Especially with red velvet cupcakes—kinda looked like an autopsy. "

― Katie Graykowski , Blown To Pieces (PTO Murder Club Mystery, #2)

8 " What does “clean as a whistle” even mean? The only time a whistle is clean is when it’s brand new. After, it’s all spit-logged and gross. Don’t even get me started on that weird, moldy smell. "

― Katie Graykowski , Blown To Pieces (PTO Murder Club Mystery, #2)

9 " My idea of civic-mindedness was paying my electric bill on time. "

― Katie Graykowski , Blown To Pieces (PTO Murder Club Mystery, #2)

10 " No one with children had off-white furniture. Well, no one with kids had off-white furniture for long. "

― Katie Graykowski , Blown To Pieces (PTO Murder Club Mystery, #2)

11 " He was Jesus with a beer gut. Who would want to kill Jesus? Well, apart from the Romans, who I’m fairly certain hadn’t come back from the dead and blown up Big Tommy. "

― Katie Graykowski , Blown To Pieces (PTO Murder Club Mystery, #2)

12 " I wanted to ask her if being stupid was like being high all of the time, but I didn’t want to distract her. "

― Katie Graykowski , Blown To Pieces (PTO Murder Club Mystery, #2)