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The Lesser Dead QUOTES

The Lesser Dead QUOTES

1 " There comes a time when loneliness is stronger than fear. "

― Christopher Buehlman , The Lesser Dead

2 " Envy and respect are not the same things...
Before I endow you with respect, I should find out whether your curiosity is intellectual or merely morbid. Not that those who gawk at train derailments are so different from those who conduct autopsies; both want, at some level, to know what has happened, and, by extension, what will happen. Did the liver fail because of the decedent's alcoholism or was some toxin administered? If the deliverer is found, he or she may be imprisoned or, in more honest times, hanged, and thus pose no further threat. Or for the gawker at the accident, espying loose parts not unlike his or her own parts strewn amid wreckage may lead to a sense of awe at death's power, or horror at life's fragility, either of which may be instructive in any number of ways. "

― Christopher Buehlman , The Lesser Dead

3 " He gets away with it because he's strong.'
'This is the story of mankind.'
'I thought you were going to be a priest at one point.'
'Yes. But then I read the newspaper. "

― Christopher Buehlman , The Lesser Dead

4 " I assume you are the sort of person who would go backstage after the opera in hopes of hearing the prima donna crying on the telephone, or walking in on the baritone fellating the basso buffo. I respect that-I was always the same way myself-though I suspect you are not very happy. Happiness is the province of those who ask few questions. I remember, even before this was visited upon me, how I envied those who eagerly did what they were told: those who married without complaint at father's behest; those who looked up rather than sideways in church; those, in short, who honestly believed in God, good kings, and righteous wars. "

― Christopher Buehlman , The Lesser Dead

5 " Happiness is the province of those who ask few questions. "

― Christopher Buehlman , The Lesser Dead

6 " The undead don’t care about careers. Vampires are all retirees. "

― Christopher Buehlman , The Lesser Dead

7 " Oh, would you look at this, now,” she said, pointing at a hole in her sage-green velvet couch. Never mind the brain and hair on it, she could clean those off with a stiff brush. And never mind the point-blank gunshot to the face she’d absorbed. It was the bullet hole in her couch that pissed her off. "

― Christopher Buehlman , The Lesser Dead

8 " You see why I’m such a good vampire? We’re all lying, devious bastards, not like werewolves, if there are werewolves, whose MO is, “Hi, I’m a werewolf, surprise! And fuck you!” No, we lurk. We’re lurkers. "

― Christopher Buehlman , The Lesser Dead

9 " The dead shouldn’t cry, not even the lesser dead. "

― Christopher Buehlman , The Lesser Dead

10 " You’d probably rather have a milk shake than a quart of blood, too, so we’ll have to agree to disagree. "

― Christopher Buehlman , The Lesser Dead

11 " We often live next to monsters unawares. "

― Christopher Buehlman , The Lesser Dead

12 " If you’re looking for a story about nice people doing nice things, this isn’t for you. You will be burdened with an unreliable narrator who will disappoint and repel you at every turn.
Still with me?
Too bad for you.
I can’t wait to break your heart. "

― Christopher Buehlman , The Lesser Dead

13 " Still, you almost felt bad for Mark Hamill trying to be somebody besides Luke Skywalker. Fucking Star Wars. "

― Christopher Buehlman , The Lesser Dead

14 " We just don’t deserve dogs, do we? "

― Christopher Buehlman , The Lesser Dead

15 " The suffering of others is easy enough to endure when it happens in the rearview mirror. "

― Christopher Buehlman , The Lesser Dead

16 " Thank God for Star Wars. "

― Christopher Buehlman , The Lesser Dead

17 " I think the closest any of us may come to lasting happiness is in seeing to the needs of others; I think the same may be true for those who go in sunlight, though their lives are so short that many will not discover this in time. "

― Christopher Buehlman , The Lesser Dead

18 " Envy and respect are not the same things. "

― Christopher Buehlman , The Lesser Dead