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Magical Midlife Dating (Leveling Up, #2) QUOTES

Magical Midlife Dating (Leveling Up, #2) QUOTES

1 " Maybe we’d all had a fire inside of us, clawing to get out, and we’d kept it at bay to fit into someone else’s mold of what we should be as women. "

― K.F. Breene , Magical Midlife Dating (Leveling Up, #2)

2 " Honestly, Edgar, how have ye lasted this long?” “Hiding in holes and shadows, mostly. People seem to forget about me pretty easily… "

― K.F. Breene , Magical Midlife Dating (Leveling Up, #2)

3 " I only talk to myself when I need an intelligent conversation, "

― K.F. Breene , Magical Midlife Dating (Leveling Up, #2)

4 " His condescending chuckle drop-kicked something deep inside of me. How many times had I been minimized because of my sex? How many times had a man reduced me to some clichéd version of an indecisive female, or a bad driver, or a hysterical woman, because I didn’t have a penis to swing around and constantly fiddle with? They had always done it as if to say, “Aren’t they all the same? As men, we just have to humor them. It’s our lot in life, sadly. Can’t live with them, can’t kill them, am I right? "

― K.F. Breene , Magical Midlife Dating (Leveling Up, #2)

5 " Time to be brutally honest with myself. The fictional jerks I was imagining weren’t the problem. I was the only one holding me back. So people might think I was too old to have some style—so what? I didn’t give two craps what people thought about me when I dressed like some sort of swamp monster. Why should I hesitate to wear the equivalent of a sexy disco ball? "

― K.F. Breene , Magical Midlife Dating (Leveling Up, #2)

6 " Basajaun eat meat, Jessie,” Edgar said. “I’m sure I can find a haunch of pig or something…” “Chocolate isn’t strictly necessary for my survival, Edgar, but on occasion I’d gnaw off your hand to get some.” He pressed the hand not covering his eye a little tighter to his chest. "

― K.F. Breene , Magical Midlife Dating (Leveling Up, #2)

7 " It’s best to see the willy up front. This way, ye don’t have to go through all the rigmarole to check out the equipment. Good size? Well then, sure, let’s try it out. Too small or big? Keep moving, my dear, I haven’t the time.” “It’s not the size of the vessel, it is the motion in the ocean,” Mr. Tom said. "

― K.F. Breene , Magical Midlife Dating (Leveling Up, #2)

8 " I shouldn’t let the Garys of the world push me down or treat me badly, and I shouldn’t cave to people’s expectations of women my age. Distinguished with a side of crazy fabulous, here I came! "

― K.F. Breene , Magical Midlife Dating (Leveling Up, #2)

9 " He hadn’t defined himself enough for a woman like her. She was entering midlife like a fallen star hellbent on taking out anything in her path. He’d entered midlife asleep, hoping everything didn’t crumble around him and wake him up. "

― K.F. Breene , Magical Midlife Dating (Leveling Up, #2)

10 " He’s not playing with a full deck of cards. The magic returned his strength and prowess, but there is only so much magic can do for the mind. That vampire only has one oar in the water, so to speak. "

― K.F. Breene , Magical Midlife Dating (Leveling Up, #2)

11 " You know what they say, though—what doesn’t kill you will haunt you for the rest of your life… "

― K.F. Breene , Magical Midlife Dating (Leveling Up, #2)

12 " This right here was proof that mothers developed powers. Right now, Jessie was ignoring her incredible fatigue and the recent attack on her life, while making a complete stranger feel welcome, comforting a man-child, and mending a boo-boo, all while making it look effortless. Not actually powers, her arse. "

― K.F. Breene , Magical Midlife Dating (Leveling Up, #2)

13 " I’ve earned the right to look my age and still get taken seriously. "

― K.F. Breene , Magical Midlife Dating (Leveling Up, #2)

14 " Did you give come hither eyes and wait to see if they did? How was I supposed to manage that without giving a deranged serial-killer vibe? "

― K.F. Breene , Magical Midlife Dating (Leveling Up, #2)

15 " I had a large propensity for sarcasm—I couldn’t have someone mistaking that for genuine concern, because then where would we be? "

― K.F. Breene , Magical Midlife Dating (Leveling Up, #2)

16 " Grab life by the balls. Raise your voice until you are heard. "

― K.F. Breene , Magical Midlife Dating (Leveling Up, #2)

17 " Someone showed me what it’s like to reach for the stars. She showed me that a new adventure is right around the corner—all you have to do is have the courage to answer its call. We can’t be afraid of change, not when there are so many rewards from embracing it. "

― K.F. Breene , Magical Midlife Dating (Leveling Up, #2)

18 " He’d entered midlife asleep, hoping everything didn’t crumble around him and wake him up. "

― K.F. Breene , Magical Midlife Dating (Leveling Up, #2)

19 " Distinguished with a side of crazy fabulous, here I came! "

― K.F. Breene , Magical Midlife Dating (Leveling Up, #2)

20 " Not as fun as exfoliating with a Brillo pad, "

― K.F. Breene , Magical Midlife Dating (Leveling Up, #2)