Dairy Queen (Dairy Queen, #1) QUOTES

2 " It kind of struck me how great it would be to go out with a guy that size. And if you, you know, got tired of dating him, you could always use him as a house or something. "

― , Dairy Queen (Dairy Queen, #1)

4 " But you know, even worrying about haircuts couldn't depress me. Because every time I started sinking low, I'd just remember about football. All this time I'd thought I wanted to be a trainer, when it turned out I wanted to be a player instead. I saw something I wanted to do and I decided to do it. The feeling of freedom this gave me—I can't even describe it. It was my decision. I chose it. I am not a cow. "

― , Dairy Queen (Dairy Queen, #1)

6 " Sometimes,well,all the time,I can't think of what to say because I'm so dumb and stuff,and then maybe I think of it like five days later. "

― , Dairy Queen (Dairy Queen, #1)

8 " It was like he was in a contest to see who could do the least work, only he was the only contestant. "

― , Dairy Queen (Dairy Queen, #1)

10 " Talk Back? That's really what it's called? You're supposed to walk into some church basement and say, 'I'm here to learn how to Talk Back'? "

― , Dairy Queen (Dairy Queen, #1)

12 " I swear, every person I know gets far more satisfaction from doing good deeds than receiving them. Maybe that's the whole point in the end, all of us putting up with good deeds, tolerating them as best we can, counting the minutes until we have the opportunity to reciprocate. "

― , Dairy Queen (Dairy Queen, #1)

14 " Everyone I looked at, their whole lives, did exactly what they were supposed to do
without even questioning it, without even wondering if they could
do something different. "

― , Dairy Queen (Dairy Queen, #1)