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Masc (Femme, #2) QUOTES

Masc (Femme, #2) QUOTES

1 " When I was in the closet I had to endure long conversations with my family about when I might settle down and have some kids. Now that I was out I had to endure long conversations with my family about when I might settle down and have some kids. "

― Marshall Thornton , Masc (Femme, #2)

2 " Then, the music began. “Stairway to Heaven.” The Dolly Parton version. "

― Marshall Thornton , Masc (Femme, #2)

3 " We have a microbrew I like called Hippity Hop. It’s an IPA, apple undertones and spicy kick.” I stared at him. I was really a PBR kind of guy, but I was a little afraid to ask for it. "

― Marshall Thornton , Masc (Femme, #2)

4 " This was clearly Tim and Fetch’s fault. They’d put the idea in Dog’s head. Hell, they’d almost put the idea in my head. Matrimony was contagious. I wondered if the CDC was tracking it. They needed to come up with a vaccine against it soon. Oh Gawd, would there never be a cure?! "

― Marshall Thornton , Masc (Femme, #2)

5 " Bowling isn’t bad. I mean, can I really complain about a sport that is usually accompanied by pizza? Especially "

― Marshall Thornton , Masc (Femme, #2)

6 " This section begged the same sort of question as the first. Was there an Unreasonable Mathematics test? How would that work? Would it have questions like Sally and Sammy were angry at each other. They went to KFC and got an 8-piece bucket. How did they divide the bucket? A) 4/4 B) 2/6 C) 6/2 or D) 0/0. The answer was obviously D. They’re unreasonable, so they would throw the chicken on the floor so the other wouldn’t get any. "

― Marshall Thornton , Masc (Femme, #2)

7 " Yes, we found out we had everything in common, especially that we’re not good at relationships.” Lionel said, “Awwwww,” and gave him a hug. “I’m sure you’ll find someone you have nothing in common with someday.” Carlos shrugged. “It is better to have loved and lost than to have never looked a gift horse in the face.” “That doesn’t even make sense,” I blurted out. “Love doesn’t make sense.” “Hallelujah,” my sister said. "

― Marshall Thornton , Masc (Femme, #2)

8 " tall guy with the orange hair. His named turned out to be Sam, and Carlos wore him like a fur coat. "

― Marshall Thornton , Masc (Femme, #2)

9 " Oh yes. HR is all about diversity. Gay isn’t as trendy as bisexual or transgender, but it still counts. "

― Marshall Thornton , Masc (Femme, #2)