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1 " A raccoon could have been trained to do better than I was doing, though it would have to be a smart raccoon. "
― Joe R. Lansdale , The Elephant of Surprise (Hap and Leonard #13)
2 " Well, we’re tough,” Leonard said. “Ain’t nobody tough enough in the end,” Reba said. "
3 " Probably fire and pestilence to follow, could be a plague of boils and locusts, maybe an egg and bacon shortage to top things off. "
4 " I like that. I’m all for being an empowered female badass, but I still need someone to lift heavy things off the top closet shelf. "
