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Rusty Puppy (Hap and Leonard #10) QUOTES

Rusty Puppy (Hap and Leonard #10) QUOTES

1 " They were going to shoot us for five hundred dollars," I said. "Wait." I turned to Limp. "Was that apiece?"

"To split," Limp said.

"Really?" I said.

Limp nodded. "We got some raccoons out of an attic for the same price. "

― Joe R. Lansdale , Rusty Puppy (Hap and Leonard #10)

2 " Doctors and nurses saved me from the big, dark plunge, and I didn’t thank Jesus when I came around. I thanked the medical staff, their years of schooling, their tremendous skills. I always figured if I was a doctor and I saved some person’s life, and the first thing they said when they came around was “Thank Jesus,” I would have wanted to stick a pair of forceps up their ass and tell them to see if Jesus could yank those out for them. "

― Joe R. Lansdale , Rusty Puppy (Hap and Leonard #10)

3 " The projects looked like a place where dreams went to commit suicide and hope got screwed in the ass. "

― Joe R. Lansdale , Rusty Puppy (Hap and Leonard #10)

4 " I'm always ready," Leonard said. "They pulled me out of my mama, I was ready for lunch and a fistfight. "

― Joe R. Lansdale , Rusty Puppy (Hap and Leonard #10)

5 " Inside his head, a brain cell used a stepladder to find a high-shelved thought. "

― Joe R. Lansdale , Rusty Puppy (Hap and Leonard #10)

6 " What I’d like to do is give you to some kind of clinic for experimentation,” Leonard said. “Something to do with cutting off heads and packing them in ice. "

― Joe R. Lansdale , Rusty Puppy (Hap and Leonard #10)