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Go Tell It on the Mountains (Sugar Tree, #3) QUOTES

Go Tell It on the Mountains (Sugar Tree, #3) QUOTES

1 " I had to use the blow dryer this morning to unthaw my privates. "

― Nick Wilgus , Go Tell It on the Mountains (Sugar Tree, #3)

2 " Well, it’s like they say,” Mrs. Ledbetter offered, “if Plan A doesn’t work, the alphabet has twenty-five other letters to choose from. "

― Nick Wilgus , Go Tell It on the Mountains (Sugar Tree, #3)

3 " And he still thinks that Obama was never the president because he’s not a US citizen! He’s more than just a little bit out there.” “He’s unconventional.” “He played golf with Donald Trump! "

― Nick Wilgus , Go Tell It on the Mountains (Sugar Tree, #3)

4 " A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips,” Mrs. Ledbetter taunted. “I’d think twice about dessert. Besides, we don’t have a trough. "

― Nick Wilgus , Go Tell It on the Mountains (Sugar Tree, #3)

5 " Sex is a good antidepressant.”
“Oh, please.”
“When was the last time you were getting a blow job and you said, ‘Oh, you’ll have to stop, I’m depressed’?”
“I see your point. "

― Nick Wilgus , Go Tell It on the Mountains (Sugar Tree, #3)

6 " Just imagine what it was like growing up here,” he replied. “Every time I farted, the maid sprayed air freshener. "

― Nick Wilgus , Go Tell It on the Mountains (Sugar Tree, #3)

7 " I don't fart. she said primly. I have a vapor "

― Nick Wilgus , Go Tell It on the Mountains (Sugar Tree, #3)