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1 " That woman is one ducking stool short of a medieval pond. "
― Lily Morton , After Felix (Close Proximity, #3)
2 " Tim, there is nowhere in the world that has weather hot enough for those shorts. They’re held together by spit and willpower. "
3 " I’m expecting to find a dog, but instead I find Max. He’s lying on the drive, blinking up at me, grimacing in pain and cradling his right arm. "
4 " My heart is obviously a duckling; it imprinted on Max a long while ago and won’t totally let go. "
5 " There, leaning against a pile of my books like a present for me, was the man I now know is the love of my life. "
6 " Last week I used the word fucking, and it changed everything to ducking. I mean how many times a day do I use the word ducking? It’s a fucking lot less than I say fuck. "
7 " His expression conveys that he’s contemplating testicular homicide. I "
8 " I’m paraphrasing Zeb very loosely at the moment because his actual words were, “Fuck right off. I’m not doing anything to help you with this insane plan.” Felix drums his fingers on the table. "
9 " He’s nutty as a squirrel’s dinner "