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The Loser's Guide to Life and Love QUOTES

The Loser's Guide to Life and Love QUOTES

1 " Is it just me, or do you also think this is unnatural behavior in a female parent? Isn't there a federal law that says mothers are not allowed to laugh at vulnerable male children when they are required to wear stupid clothing to work?
There should be. "

― Ann Edwards Cannon , The Loser's Guide to Life and Love

2 " Tom Cruise isn't that big of a guy," my mom always says. I love how she tries to avoid using the word "short."
Yeah," I tell her in return, "but he compensates by being Tom Cruise."
Not that anyone really wants to BE Tom Cruise anymore now that he's a crazy couch jumper. But whatever. "

― Ann Edwards Cannon , The Loser's Guide to Life and Love