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Room Mates (Roommates, #1-3 & #4) QUOTES

Room Mates (Roommates, #1-3 & #4) QUOTES

1 " She was currently in police custody, and I’d been crashing on a friend’s couch while I tried to figure out my next move. "

― Kendall Ryan , Room Mates (Roommates, #1-3 & #4)

2 " I couldn’t imagine a day would come where I wouldn’t want this man with every fiber of my being. And no matter what life might throw at us, I knew without a doubt that together, we would always make lemonade. "

― Kendall Ryan , Room Mates (Roommates, #1-3 & #4)

3 " And you’re sure we can’t fuck her? my cock asked with a wiggle behind my zipper. “I’m sure,” I muttered under my breath. "

― Kendall Ryan , Room Mates (Roommates, #1-3 & #4)

4 " I don’t think I’d change a thing,” he said with a shrug. “Even after all the hard times early on. It was tough getting shuffled around, especially because I was so young and didn’t understand. I wanted to be loved so badly and couldn’t figure out why no one wanted to love me back. "

― Kendall Ryan , Room Mates (Roommates, #1-3 & #4)

5 " Maybe I wouldn’t die a pathetic spinster with a cobwebbed vagina after all. "

― Kendall Ryan , Room Mates (Roommates, #1-3 & #4)

6 " Falling in love didn’t feel like I thought it would—like I was losing a piece of myself to a man. No, it felt like I was gaining something else instead. Something bigger than just me. But I knew this something was so big and unpredictable that it had the power to completely destroy me if it went sideways. "

― Kendall Ryan , Room Mates (Roommates, #1-3 & #4)

7 " I was doing this. I would make Smith my bitch. And zero fucks would be given. "

― Kendall Ryan , Room Mates (Roommates, #1-3 & #4)

8 " My heart beat hot and fast and loud. Grabbing life by the balls would do that to a girl. I was standing right on the edge of something huge, and just needed the tiniest shove to jump in headfirst— "

― Kendall Ryan , Room Mates (Roommates, #1-3 & #4)

9 " Now we wanted to sample all that life had to offer, and we were off to a pretty good start. I’d danced under the moonlight in Tuscany, dined on escargot in a French village, and risked my life climbing into the back of a motorbike taxi in Budapest. I’d seen world-famous landmarks and met local people. The one thing I hadn’t done was achieve a non-self-assisted orgasm. Awkward, I know. "

― Kendall Ryan , Room Mates (Roommates, #1-3 & #4)

10 " I’d already seen what was underneath his clothes—a six-pack of abs, and a large hoo-ha between his legs. Like that was a memory I’d soon forget. "

― Kendall Ryan , Room Mates (Roommates, #1-3 & #4)

11 " From near strangers who profess their love after a quickie, to stalkers, to one who handcuffed herself to my bed, let’s just say I’ve not been lucky after getting lucky.” “Is your dick cursed with black magic or something?” He shrugged, dragging his eyes up to meet mine. “No, just eight inches long. I also have wicked stamina . . . and an advanced understanding of female anatomy. "

― Kendall Ryan , Room Mates (Roommates, #1-3 & #4)

12 " I realized that something about him being older made him so much more desirable and charming than other men. A beer-swilling, hamburger-eating, football-and-video-game junkie he was not. "

― Kendall Ryan , Room Mates (Roommates, #1-3 & #4)

13 " I won’t let pussy, or a woman who thinks we’re suddenly in love because I fucked her better than her boyfriend ever could, ruin my future. "

― Kendall Ryan , Room Mates (Roommates, #1-3 & #4)

14 " Smith had dropped his bag in order to chase baby Mac, who in the short time that we’d been outside with Pam and Tim had decided that the diaper life wasn’t for him anymore. He was tearing around the living room buck naked, his plump little baby buns jiggling for all the world to see. And damn if he didn’t make dimpled butt cheeks look cute. It was a look I wished I could pull off. "

― Kendall Ryan , Room Mates (Roommates, #1-3 & #4)

15 " She jerked her chin toward baby Mac, who was still diaperless and was currently attempting to ride the dog. “Macky hates tea parties. All he wants to do is poop and eat Cheerios. "

― Kendall Ryan , Room Mates (Roommates, #1-3 & #4)

16 " Excuse me, sugar tits, I’m sorry. I’m a bit fucking thrown off here. How did you want me to act this morning . . . like you weren’t naked and wet and grinding on my dick last night? "

― Kendall Ryan , Room Mates (Roommates, #1-3 & #4)

17 " The heart was a strange and amazing muscle. You couldn’t live or love without it, but most people didn’t think about it often. Didn’t think about the steady, faithful organ that beat one hundred thousand times a day. Most people probably didn’t know that a woman’s heartbeat was faster than a man’s by about eight beats per minute, "

― Kendall Ryan , Room Mates (Roommates, #1-3 & #4)

18 " Yet it could be a pesky little nuisance at times. Making us feel things we didn’t want to, say and do things we’d never planned on. "

― Kendall Ryan , Room Mates (Roommates, #1-3 & #4)

19 " I liked vaginas. I really did. But staring into the mouth of one old enough to belong to my grandmother wasn’t my idea of an exciting evening. No fucking thank you. "

― Kendall Ryan , Room Mates (Roommates, #1-3 & #4)

20 " I’ve been inside more vaginas these last four weeks than all four years of undergrad combined. And that’s saying something, believe me. "

― Kendall Ryan , Room Mates (Roommates, #1-3 & #4)