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1 " Well,” Match says, “we’re just gonna have to take care of business. That’s what my old man always told me. He always said, ‘Oliver, my boy, when the shit hits the fan, you just turn that fucker around.’” “Your father’s a regular poet,” Mysterious says. “Maybe "
― J.A. Huss , Mr. Romantic (Mister, #2)
2 " It is far more ethical to let the guilty go free than it is to persecute the innocent. "
3 " But yes,” I have to say something to account for how upset I am. “Yes, I totally got the shits and I had to borrow these clothes!” I cry again. Wail into my pillow. Because I’d rather pretend I shit my pants in front of a hot guy instead of what really happened. “I "