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Nine Goblins QUOTES

Nine Goblins QUOTES

1 " The bear not only had a set of stripes sewn on his arm, it was possibly the first teddy-bear in history to have received a medal for service to the elven nation. "

― T. Kingfisher , Nine Goblins

2 " All you had were pigs and enthusiasm. It’s not your fault. "

― T. Kingfisher , Nine Goblins

3 " She had presumably decided that the problem was the village, and if everybody in the village was gone, they would have to bring John back to take care of her. It was the sort of plan a child would come up with—simple, self-centered, and utterly heartless. "

― T. Kingfisher , Nine Goblins

4 " Smart goblins became mechanics. Dumb goblins became soldiers. Really dumb goblins became officers. "

― T. Kingfisher , Nine Goblins

5 " Also, the wizard’s response to having a skeletal deer leap in front of him and a bruised and whimpering elf fall off its back was to say, “Oh.” That "

― T. Kingfisher , Nine Goblins

6 " Tastes like rat squeezins' with too much honey. "

― T. Kingfisher , Nine Goblins