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1 " Yeah. Henry has an obsession with sitting on people’s heads. He thinks humans are his own personal bean bag, but he’d literally use her as his litter box. "
― Emma Hart , The Accidental Girlfriend
2 " I regularly found myself lacking in fucks. Unless I stubbed my toe, then they all came pouring out. "
3 " Why don’t we bring the hot guys to Lauren?” “Like a farm show? Or an auction? "
4 " I paused to look through the peephole. Yep, sure as fucking shit, Kirsty was standing there, looking fresher than a field full of daisies. "
5 " LAUREN: Wow. You’re a good person. I’d be finding the hottest person imaginable and climbing them like a koala in a eucalyptus tree in front of my ex if I were you. I’d rub it in their face so hard they’d get a free facial. "
6 " Lauren tilted her head to the side. “You know, if we were monkeys, she’d be the kind of person I’d fling my poop at. "
