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1 " I love you the way the center of my world should be loved. "
― Emma Hart , Being Brooke (Barley Cross, #1)
2 " Tonight has been the craziest, most insane night of perhaps my entire life—except the one I was born. I imagine that’s insane, coming out of a vagina and all that. "
3 " I'm twenty-four, it's a Friday night, and I'm waiting in for a take-out gyros and fries in my onesie. My life is just so exciting I can barely stand it. "
4 " That's why I have birthday parties—to celebrate making it through another twelve months of dealing with assholes and not killing any of them. I "
5 " Look in the mirror, Brooke. You’re a mess, but you’re a fucking gorgeous mess. There’s a reason I didn’t want to stay, and that’s it. Don’t blame me for waking up with a raging hard-on when you’ve been lying next to me in bed for six hours.” I "
6 " She's about as attractive as a donkey's asshole mid-shit.” “Well, "
7 " I love high heels and pretty dresses, but honestly, sometimes I want sweat pants "
8 " Maybe he’s a nose picker. But it is a pretty nose, so... “Everything "
9 " I have no idea what he sees in her. She's about as attractive as a donkey's asshole mid-shit. "
10 " Oh my god, my genitals are slutty. This "
11 " LIFE TIP #7: Respect your elders. You never know when they’ll insult the person you hate. "
12 " anything but good. My dropping out of college didn't go over too well—like a ten ton cliff made of shit collapsing on your head, actually—but I don't want to "
13 " Best friend, not drop-dead-clitoris-calm-your-tits gorgeous. Well... "
