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Eternally North (Eternally North, #1) QUOTES

Eternally North (Eternally North, #1) QUOTES

1 " I may not want to see you porking my bestie in a live sex show, but feel free to walk round with that spank-bank-worthy tush-tush out on display… just don’t bend over, ‘cos then you’re fair game! "

― Tillie Cole , Eternally North (Eternally North, #1)

2 " Tit for tat, Mr. North. Tit. For. Tat,” I scolded.
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He looked me up and down and said, “Well, I’ve got the tats so… "

― Tillie Cole , Eternally North (Eternally North, #1)

3 " Nobody ever gets to the end of their life and thinks, ‘I wish I had lived more cautiously’, ‘I’m so happy I never tried something new’ or ‘I’m glad I let the potential love of my life go because I was too scared to take a chance’. "

― Tillie Cole , Eternally North (Eternally North, #1)

4 " That’s not a six pack, that’s a friggin’ brewery, and this girl’s game for a piss up! "

― Tillie Cole , Eternally North (Eternally North, #1)

5 " I know what you’re thinking: surely these two amazing kids were in the popular crowd? But alas, John was as bent as a butcher’s meat hook, and I was as fat as a pig. "

― Tillie Cole , Eternally North (Eternally North, #1)

6 " I am addicted. I, Natasha Munro, am a Tudaholic. "

― Tillie Cole , Eternally North (Eternally North, #1)

7 " Life is more than how many breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. "

― Tillie Cole , Eternally North (Eternally North, #1)

8 " This is the whistle-stop memoir of how a lower-middle-class girl from the north of England one day changed the way she lived her life and set off on a bumpy path that ultimately led her to her own slice of the happily-ever-after pie. "

― Tillie Cole , Eternally North (Eternally North, #1)

9 " I don't know what bothered me more: the ménage a trios invitation or the fact that Little Miss Twig had continued slowly grinding on my soon-to-be-ex-boyfriend’s dick like a Black and Decker drill bit whilst he explained "

― Tillie Cole , Eternally North (Eternally North, #1)

10 " As they say in Hollywood, that’s a wrap! And the oscar goes to Tudor North and Tash Munro for an outstanding debut performance in a sex scene! "

― Tillie Cole , Eternally North (Eternally North, #1)

11 " If there’s a sure-fire way to stop the awe of meeting a celeb, it was for them to be a complete and utter twat. "

― Tillie Cole , Eternally North (Eternally North, #1)

12 " Nathan, out of curiosity, why did you never use the Kama Sutra moves on me?” He looked me dead in the eye and replied with a cold smile. “That’s easy, Hunny Bun. Elephants don’t manoeuvre too well. "

― Tillie Cole , Eternally North (Eternally North, #1)