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1 " I might’ve fallen slowly, but I just landed impossibly deep. "
― Kate Stewart , The Guy on the Right (The Underdogs, #1)
2 " How did I not see this? How could I not have seen this incredible man for what he is? In a matter of life-altering hours, Theo has just become the most irresistible man I’ve ever known. If I’m completely honest, I’ve been falling for him, in pieces, since the night we met. "
3 " We’re polar opposites in some ways. I’m too country, and he’s a whole lot of everything else. We shouldn’t fit, but we do, and our fit is nothing short of spectacular. "
4 " He didn’t show up on a white horse declaring that she hops on before he gallops away. No, this prince got off his horse, fell on his ass, and stumbled in the mud with her until she could mount her own stallion. And then, in one last act of bravery, he gently trotted beside her into the unknown. "
5 " Don’t go trying to find the pretty in ugly people. That’s like saving your sunshine for shit. Even in better light, it’s still a glowing turd. "
6 " She reaches in her cart and extends a bag of Twizzlers toward me. “Here, you need it more than I do.” “I’m good. Wouldn’t want you to miss the only fruit in your cart. "
7 " She’s a second look kind of girl. The first look at her is for simple appreciation for the stunner she is. The second look is a realization of what an idiot you were for not looking longer the first time around. "
8 " Grannism—If someone truly cares for you, you won’t ever have to wonder about it. "
9 " I work and study hard. My gran used to tell me not to respect or fall for a man who isn’t doing as much as me. "
10 " I hadn’t realized just how much of rocks my heroes were when it came to friends and family, until I left. I wanted to be that rock for those I cared the most for. And a good rock rarely becomes a rolling stone. "
11 " Look, no habla window licker. I’m sure the ‘special’ bus driver will come retrieve you shortly. "
12 " I was up most of the night, wondering how many times the Lord could be summoned before He made an appearance in the middle of some shameful fornication. "
13 " She works so incredibly hard, all the time, around the clock, in school, at home. She makes time for me even though she’s constantly running, but she makes it look easy even when I know she’s stressed out. I respect her. "
14 " I wasn’t an outcast in school, I just was the one everyone waved to while walking down the hall before they reached someone more important. "
15 " Grannism—Don’t trust cat people. They want low maintenance relationships. "
16 " Grannism—Not all men are created equal. Half of them were created due to God’s sense of humor. "
17 " It will be about a young girl who went from hopeful to a hopeless romantic in a few notes that only her Prince Charming could play. He didn’t show up on a white horse declaring that she hops on before he gallops away. No, this prince got off his horse, fell on his ass, and stumbled in the mud with her until she could mount her own stallion. And then, in one last act of bravery, he gently trotted beside her into the unknown. "
18 " you couldn’t pay me to be a Texas weatherman. Those poor souls are doomed from day one. "
19 " Nice to finally meet you, Mrs. Cox.” “You just massaged my daughter’s tonsils with your tongue, Mr. Houseman, and you’re wearing her lip gloss. Call me, Deidra. "
20 " And I quote, ‘clitoris, learn how to find it and then worship it, because it may save you some relationship miles. "