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Bakemonogatari, Part 1: Monster Tale (Bakemonogatari, #1, Part 1) QUOTES

Bakemonogatari, Part 1: Monster Tale (Bakemonogatari, #1, Part 1) QUOTES

1 " Could you be thinking of the idiotic law that people fall prey to love more readily in a crisis, which makes complete light of human reason and utterly fails to take into account the thorny situation two friends are put in when their true natures are thereby revealed? "

― NisiOisiN , Bakemonogatari, Part 1: Monster Tale (Bakemonogatari, #1, Part 1)

2 " Normally, I would appreciate the trust, but certain lines need to be drawn. That’s what we have rules for. A comfort zone that casually crawls around is something we cannot have... "

― NisiOisiN , Bakemonogatari, Part 1: Monster Tale (Bakemonogatari, #1, Part 1)

3 " It was a stretch to say there was no place for me at home. But I wouldn’t have said there’s no place like home, either. "

― NisiOisiN , Bakemonogatari, Part 1: Monster Tale (Bakemonogatari, #1, Part 1)

4 " I’d put myself in a dangerous position once again. Were I a pedophile, my heart would’ve been won over. Ah, how fortunate that I wasn’t one… "

― NisiOisiN , Bakemonogatari, Part 1: Monster Tale (Bakemonogatari, #1, Part 1)

5 " for a fifth grader, she felt surprisingly plump in my palm, but this fact had little to no influence on me as I was not a pedophile, which meant that I was able to use that momentum to flip her over. "

― NisiOisiN , Bakemonogatari, Part 1: Monster Tale (Bakemonogatari, #1, Part 1)

6 " As soon as her body left the ground, I was treated to a glimpse of the contents of her skirt, at a fairly racy angle, but not being a pedophile I wasn’t distracted one bit. "

― NisiOisiN , Bakemonogatari, Part 1: Monster Tale (Bakemonogatari, #1, Part 1)