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1 " be fast enough to blow the school away. And if the school blows away, there will be no school! Yay! But right now I had other things to worry about. The basket was swaying back and forth. I was afraid the whole thing might flip over. “Are we going to die?” I shouted. “Not on my watch,” Miss Newman shouted back. What did watches have to do with anything? She wasn’t even wearing a watch. Miss Newman grabbed some ropes on the side of the basket and pulled on them. I guess it was for steering or something. The basket stopped swaying. “This is a dangerous situation,” she hollered over the sound of the wind and sand blowing in our faces. “I need to report the weather to the people! "
― Dan Gutman , Miss Newman Isn't Human! (My Weirdest School, #10)
2 " Andrea was right. “Dumb” is not a nice word. In fact, there’s only one word in the English language that’s worse than dumb. “Dumbhead. "
3 " Ooooo!” Ryan said. “Miss Newman is kissing Luke Warm! They must be in love!” “When are they gonna get married?” asked Michael. “They just did, you dumbheads!” shouted Andrea. "