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1 " Gettysburg Address (“Four score and seven years ago …”), "
― Dan Gutman , You Only Die Twice (The Genius Files, #3)
2 " Yeah, if Mickey Mouse was a mass murderer. "
3 " in South Carolina it’s illegal to keep a horse in a bathtub? "
4 " He was holding up a pair of underwear with the words WORLD’S LARGEST SOURCE OF NATURAL GAS on the back. "
5 " Stonewall Jackson led our troops,” he said. “Nine months later, the Battle of Chancellorsville took place not far from here. One of our guys mistook Stonewall for a Union officer and fired a volley at him. A bullet shattered his arm, and it had to be amputated just below the shoulder. Then they buried the arm in its own grave. "
6 " in 1884, at a shoe store in Vicksburg, a man named Phil Gilbert came up with the idea of selling left and right shoes together in the same box! "
7 " bladder. "
8 " Caleb "
9 " The McDonalds went out back and were fortunate "