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― Dan Gutman , Dr. Nicholas Is Ridiculous! (My Weirder School, #8)
2 " immature, Arlo!” said Andrea. “I bet their daughter’s "
3 " Nicholas was yanking our chain. Everybody knows there were no schools in dinosaur times. Besides, it would be hard to ride a dinosaur. They don’t even make saddles for them. Dr. Nicholas would have had to ride the dinosaur bareback. "
4 " Today,” she said, “we’re going to learn about the history of the toilet bowl. "
5 " We also suggested that Dr. Nicholas teach us about the history of burping, maggots, snakes, and barf. "
6 " That’s right!” said Dr. Nicholas. “So in 1959, Ruth and Elliot decided to make the first Barbie doll. It was eleven and a half inches tall, and it sold for three dollars. It became the most popular doll in the world. Two years later, they came out with Barbie’s boyfriend, Ken, and he was named after their son. "
7 " We have lunch in the vomitorium. It used to be called the cafetorium until some kid threw up in there last year. It was gross. "
8 " Michael had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Alexia had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Neil the nude kid had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Just about everybody had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. "
9 " Then we’d have to go to Dirk School, which is a school for dorks on the other side of town. "
