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Fly Already: Stories QUOTES

Fly Already: Stories QUOTES

1 " More than one thousand uninterrupted puffs until she came along. With her “Excuse me?” so soft and gentle that even before I turned around I knew she would be ugly, because pretty girls don’t have to try so hard to be gentle: people do whatever they want anyway. "

― Etgar Keret , Fly Already: Stories

2 " The guy on the roof nods--it looks like this time, he heard something--and shouts back at me, "How did you know? How did you know she died?" Someone always dies, I want to yell back at him. Always. If not her, then someone else. "

― Etgar Keret , Fly Already: Stories

3 " There are clear rules governing the relationship between the homeless and the average person on the street: speak to each other politely; don't look each other in the eye; don't ask for names; and don't give more than twenty dollars. "

― Etgar Keret , Fly Already: Stories

4 " If there’s one thing in the world more annoying than being dependent on someone, it’s when that someone constantly reminds you that you are dependent on him. "

― Etgar Keret , Fly Already: Stories

5 " I’ve never been shot out of a cannon,” I said, and took another drag of my cigarette. “Sure you have,” Roman said, “when your ex left you, when your son told you he hates you, when your fat cat ran away. Listen, to be a human cannonball, you don’t need to be flexible or fast or strong, just lonely and miserable as hell. "

― Etgar Keret , Fly Already: Stories