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Cupid's Academy: The Miseducation of Mergatroyd, Love god in Training QUOTES

Cupid's Academy: The Miseducation of Mergatroyd, Love god in Training QUOTES

1 " Since my trips to Earth, I've only managed to assemble a few basics facts about humans, condensing them in to four, overall points: kids got Reese's, teens got recess, adults got recessions, and seniors got receding. "

― Tai , Cupid's Academy: The Miseducation of Mergatroyd, Love god in Training

2 " Instantly, the pair fell to groping one other as if each had puff the magic dragon at a rock concert in Woodstock. "

― Tai , Cupid's Academy: The Miseducation of Mergatroyd, Love god in Training

3 " I would have to break the ice with a warm smile that would melt her heart. "

― Tai , Cupid's Academy: The Miseducation of Mergatroyd, Love god in Training

4 " …you know how hard it is to be utterly, drop dead gorgeous," she said, twirling that shiny instrument of torture she liked to call her hair. "

― Tai , Cupid's Academy: The Miseducation of Mergatroyd, Love god in Training

5 " In Poetry class, Professor Sappho teaches us how to compose love ballads. She's a swell teacher and all but I'm not sure I understand her. She's always going on and on about her weekend trips with the other goddesses to the island of Lesbos. "

― Tai , Cupid's Academy: The Miseducation of Mergatroyd, Love god in Training