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1 " …I bet Echo that she couldn't repeat the following line ten times fast: Cupid's Academy counts kissing cousins as completed conquests cause his classes cunningly conspire unconscious couples to copulate and canoodle copiously. "
― Tai , Cupid's Academy: Argus' Big Fat Greek Wedding Ring
2 " Never wear a shoe that doesn't fits you. "
― Tai
3 " Since my trips to Earth, I've only managed to assemble a few basics facts about humans, condensing them in to four, overall points: kids got Reese's, teens got recess, adults got recessions, and seniors got receding. "
― Tai , Cupid's Academy: The Miseducation of Mergatroyd, Love god in Training
4 " She wore an A-line bridal gown with a V-shaped neckline while Apollo playing Bach's Air on the G string. "
5 " Even Cronus, the Titan who literally had his kids for breakfast, would find these facts hard to swallow. "
6 " This coming from the god who zinged Guinevere and Lancelot while King Arthur was away slaying dragons. "
7 " Instantly, the pair fell to groping one other as if each had puff the magic dragon at a rock concert in Woodstock. "
8 " I would have to break the ice with a warm smile that would melt her heart. "
9 " …you know how hard it is to be utterly, drop dead gorgeous," she said, twirling that shiny instrument of torture she liked to call her hair. "
10 " In Poetry class, Professor Sappho teaches us how to compose love ballads. She's a swell teacher and all but I'm not sure I understand her. She's always going on and on about her weekend trips with the other goddesses to the island of Lesbos. "
