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" There's no way in that in less than twenty-four hours you could make out with a cool girl, find out your dad, who you thought was alive all these years, is definitely, a hundred percent dead, and like this major hero, and then have your almost-first girlfriend die, who also happens to be be, like, this national icon. That would be too ridiculous, even for you, Noah. "
― Julie Buxbaum , Hope and Other Punchlines