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Elements of Mischief (Hijinks Harem, #1) QUOTES

Elements of Mischief (Hijinks Harem, #1) QUOTES

1 " he grinned, leveling some serious bedroom eyes at me while his … er … pipe started standing proudly at attention—did I mention it was inked. Like, all of it. Wrench, bolts and nuts alike. "

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2 " OMG girl, it was mental. Your whole body turned this like, really pretty eggplant color and then you just disappeared. One minute you're standing there in all your just-fucked glory, and the next you were gone!” She nodded at me like I had just pulled a rabbit from my ass … which I suppose I sort of had, in a magic show kind of way. "

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3 " As if it wasn't bad enough that my entire downstairs bathroom was flooded, now the space between my thighs was, too. "

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4 " Why don't you show me where I should get started, sugar, and we'll get your pipes all cleaned out. "

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5 " she chuckled a throaty laugh, what I liked to call her sex-laugh, “because I see three very sexy men, with not many clothes on, empty wine bottles and you with a damp patch between your legs.” “What?” I squawked, reflexively bending down to check my crotch. “Made ya look,” she snickered, "

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6 " Without a word of warning, Shane yanked his shirt over his head, then—thank the lord—dropped his pants, giving me a solid eyeful of his seriously impressive plunger "

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