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1 " This was before I knew that the timing of a cruel thing does not make it more or less cruel, before I knew that only good way to hurt someone is never. "
― Sloane Crosley , Cult Classic
2 " The reality of an image both expands and narrows the imagination. It breathes, inhaling the new understanding and exhaling the old one. "
3 " The city was a parade of places shut down, left early from, arrived late to, sat in front of, met to say goodbye at. This is how it was for everyone. If you wait long enough, anyplace will become a barracks of the romantic undead, a sprawling museum of personal bombs. "
4 " Men, who can be so oblivious in most arenas, are very good a knowing when a woman’s heart has left the building. "
5 " You know who gets to drink coffee at fuck-you hours, I thought? The French. "
6 " I don’t think I meant a word of it. But this is how you speak when you’re in a bathroom stall in your twenties, high on cocaine, and testing the depths of your friendships. "
7 " Romance may be the world’s oldest cult. It hooks you when you’re vulnerable, scares the shit out of you, hold your deepest fears as collateral, renames you something like ‘baby,’ brainwashes you, then makes you think that your soul will wither and die if you let go of a person who loved you. So you better have a good goddamn reason for saying ‘nah, not enough.’ The love lobby is worse than the fun lobby. More misery, more addiction, more heads on spikes. And for what? "
8 " You'll find there are certain fragile truths every couple has. "
9 " Even if I was only ever borrowing someone else’s certainty, it would become mine eventually. "
10 " Know used to say that falling in love was like trying to remember something you never knew. The first time I heard him say it, I told him it was beautiful. But when he said it again, a pat piece poetry thrown into the evaporating pool of our love. I told him that it wounded too sad. It meant that love was always out of reach. It made it sound like a curse, to have happiness forever floating around on the tip of one’s tongue. "
11 " A hero without a damsel is a mere man. "
12 " I fell for the projection and forgot the person. "
13 " We were flaunting our former selves to our current ones. "
14 " I often felt my prime years to figure out if I subscribed to the concept of marriage were when I was a child, back when all of life was hypothetical. As an adult, it's hard to come down on a common institution to which you have no anecdotal access. "
15 " I could feel Death stringing cobwebs along the walls of my uterus like Christmas garlands "
16 " Just because something ends prematurely doesn't mean it won't end eventually. Usually that's exactly what it means. "
17 " Some of us get smaller denominations from the romance ATM than others. In addition to the flings, I’d had about fifteen five-month relationships, not to mention the six- and nine-month relationships, not to mention the on-and-off ones that came to life in the night like haunted toaster ovens: You up? "
18 " Had Cupid’s bastard cherubs snuck into my bedroom and whispered in my ear, “My child, never commit.” I’d begun to suspect that my search an inciting incident was the inciting incident. But before I could get to the bottom of it, I met Boots, who made it all stop, who could not unbreak me by who could protect me from the narrative of the broken. "
19 " I decided right there and then that if there was ever anything so terribly wrong with me, it was only that I was a woman who’d spend her youth in New York and never left. "
20 " I’d done nothing wrong except, perhaps, to lay the groundwork for wrongdoing. "