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Scott Pilgrim, Volume 2: Scott Pilgrim vs. The World QUOTES

Scott Pilgrim, Volume 2: Scott Pilgrim vs. The World QUOTES

1 " Gilded palace of Flying Burritos
Excellent Nouveau Mexican Cuisine
We all got to wear Swank-Ass Nudie Suits
I should have known it was a lousy pipe dream

Ohhh, Ohhh, what an awesome job
Ohhh, Ohhh, what do I do now??
Ohh, Ohhhhh, it's like I've been robbed
Spent the last of my paycheque
And I'm feelin' pretty downnnnn!! "

― Bryan Lee O'Malley , Scott Pilgrim, Volume 2: Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

2 " You suck, surprising no one!!!! If bad was a boot, you'd fit it!!!! You're a stupid poo-poo head! I had sexual relations with your mother! Your mother was not that good in bed! You, sir, are a wretched soul! I am rubber, you are glue! "

― Bryan Lee O'Malley , Scott Pilgrim, Volume 2: Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

3 " bread makes you fat?? "

― Bryan Lee O'Malley , Scott Pilgrim, Volume 2: Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

4 " What kind of idiot would knowingly date a girl named Knives? "

― Bryan Lee O'Malley , Scott Pilgrim, Volume 2: Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

5 " If bad were a boot, you'd fit it! "

― Bryan Lee O'Malley , Scott Pilgrim, Volume 2: Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

6 " It's called 'You Just Don't Exist.' I'm co-starring with Winifred Hailey. It's like, a romantic comedy. "

― Bryan Lee O'Malley , Scott Pilgrim, Volume 2: Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

7 " Scott, you are the salt of the earth. Oh, I'm sorry, excuse me. I meant scum of the earth. "

― Bryan Lee O'Malley , Scott Pilgrim, Volume 2: Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

8 " Ewww! New girlfriends only want to hear bad stuff about ex-girlfriends, dude, come on. "

― Bryan Lee O'Malley , Scott Pilgrim, Volume 2: Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

9 " Scott! If we had a band, we would be cool. Even if we sucked! We would transcend our class status or whatever, and become automatically cool. "

― Bryan Lee O'Malley , Scott Pilgrim, Volume 2: Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

10 " I was like this totally serious kid, and this totally angsty teenager. I probably only smiled and laughed when I was deluded into thinking it would make some jerk like me. "

― Bryan Lee O'Malley , Scott Pilgrim, Volume 2: Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

11 " Ooh, go ahead and poke fun at my poor queenology, Canada boy. "

― Bryan Lee O'Malley , Scott Pilgrim, Volume 2: Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

12 " Kim: "What, a coffee? Hollie, I have some bad news. I hate you, okay?"
Hollie: "You hate everyone, Kim."
Kim: "You're one of everyone. "

― Bryan Lee O'Malley , Scott Pilgrim, Volume 2: Scott Pilgrim vs. The World