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1 " He leaned on the counter and answered, “Simon Hunt’s sex line. What’s your dirtiest fantasy? "
― Dannika Dark , Risk (Mageri, #6; Mageriverse #6)
2 " You move your arms a lot when you talk. Just remember we’re holding hands, and that makes us look like a couple of idiots out here playing London Bridge. "
3 " That men will perish and women will rule the earth?” Hannah replied. “Sorry, wrong number. For that request, you’ll need to ring the department in charge of flying pigs. Do you want me to transfer you? I think they’re busy at the moment working on a snowstorm in hell. "
4 " Women always enter a relationship like they do an apartment. A few flowers here, a throw pillow there—the next thing you know, the walls are covered in pastel paintings. "
5 " That man gave piggy banks orgasms. "
6 " That’s not a man who will take you to dinner; that’s a man who will drink you for dinner. "
7 " Well, someone had their Wheaties this morning,” he mused. "
8 " She pointed at his shirt that said CHESS PLAYERS DO IT ALL KNIGHT, "
9 " Ladies, gents, a pleasure as always. Carry on with eating forty kilos of sugar until your teeth rot out. "
10 " Simon felt his cock thicken because, to be honest, stroking his ego was the best way to get him on board with even the most ludicrous plan ever conceived. “How "
11 " Simon’s version of exercise was riding women, not rowing machines. His "
12 " How’s your sausage?” he asked, holding up his own. She nodded. "
13 " What did you just say to me? “Perhaps you should try harder to read lips.” Maybe your tongue ring is giving you a speech impediment. "
