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Our Totally, Ridiculous, Made-up Christmas Relationship QUOTES

Our Totally, Ridiculous, Made-up Christmas Relationship QUOTES

1 " Well then..." I clear my throat once. "You are a fantastic actor," I say, breathless, and emotionally drugged up on Mr. Sexdorable. "

― Brittainy C. Cherry , Our Totally, Ridiculous, Made-up Christmas Relationship

2 " So from the head master of the Meaningless Club to the head mistress of the Hopeful Club, I apologize on behalf of all the losers, users, dumbasses, dicks, fuckers, meatheads, nerds, liars, cheaters, and just plain idiots. "

― Brittainy C. Cherry , Our Totally, Ridiculous, Made-up Christmas Relationship

3 " Well, probably because he was too busy getting it on with my nasty ho-bag of a sister. There are so many days I wish I had a sibling redo. I wish I could take her and push her back into Mom’s va-jay-jay and get another sister. A real sister, not a ho-bag sister. "

― Brittainy C. Cherry , Our Totally, Ridiculous, Made-up Christmas Relationship

4 " To the hopefuls who believe in the magic of ridiculous, silly, and playful love. "

― Brittainy C. Cherry , Our Totally, Ridiculous, Made-up Christmas Relationship