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" Since she had become the Green’s nanny, Nanny Piggins had rung up the school saying that the children had smallpox, bigpox, cowpox, Mad Cow’s Disease, Bubonic Plague, ESP, athlete’s foot, athlete’s leg, athlete’s dishpan hands, malaria, diphtheria, foot and mouth disease, rickets and temporary blindness due to low blood chocolate levels. "
― R.A. Spratt , Nanny Piggins and the Accidental Blast Off