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1 " I was wifing on him so hard my ovaries were wondering if it was baby time. I "
― Jasinda Wilder , Badd Motherf*cker (Badd Brothers, #1)
2 " I think if you don’t let him know where you are soon, he’s gonna make me disappear, and I’m not entirely sure that’s a joke. "
3 " The look on his face in that moment made my legs shake and my core clench. I was pretty sure Sebastian Badd was about to fuck me senseless. "
4 " Your brothers…do they all look like you?” I couldn’t help asking. I really couldn’t. He shot me the smirk again. “I’m the oldest, and the sexiest. The rest are ugly fucking trolls and orcs and ogres of the worst sort. You’ll hate ’em. Especially Zane, the next oldest. He’s real ugly.” “You "
5 " That’s cause you’re an orc, and nobody fucks with orcs. Except you’re a sexy orc. A damn sexy orc. "
6 " And her name was Tawny! Who the fuck names their kid Tawny? Did her parents want her to be a slut? Because that’s how you get a slut. "
7 " Do what you gotta do, and deal with the emotions of it later "
8 " I have several, and I wash them. It’s not, like, the same hanky with twenty years of snot crusted into it. "
9 " I’m Sebastian Badd. This is my bar, and I’ve got seven brothers all about to converge on this place. "
10 " fuckin’ hated suits. Put me in ghillie suit in the goddamn desert and I won’t complain, but when I stuff my ass into a tuxedo I’ll bitch till the cows come home. "