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" The City of San Francisco is being stalked by a huge, shaved vampyre cat named Chet, and only I, Abby Normal, emergency backup mistress of the Greater Bay Area night, and my manga-haired love monkey, Foo Dog, stand between the ravenous monster and a bloody massacre of the general public. Which isn’t, like, as bad as it sounds, because the general public kind of sucks ass. "
― Christopher Moore , Bite Me (A Love Story, #3)
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" His words were: hello, good-bye, yes, no, please, thank you, okay, sorry, and suck my dick. He "
― Christopher Moore , Bite Me (A Love Story, #3)