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1 " Canada is actually a major country, with an area of more than 169 billion hectometers in longitude, "
― Dave Barry , Dave Barry's Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need
2 " Eating in Germany is easy, because there is basically only one kind of food, called the “wurst. "
3 " Head Smashed In, may I help you? "
4 " In one case, a group of innocent American tourists was taken on a tour bus through a country the members later described as “either France or Sweden” and subjected to three days of looking at old, dirty buildings in cities where it was not possible to get a cheeseburger. "
