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F for Philosopher: A Collection of Funny Yet Profound Aphorisms QUOTES

1 " Some technologies have made it possible for one to travel to the other side of the world in order to see something, whereas some technologies have made that unnecessary: if it were not for things such as the camera and the internet, some African boys would have never seen a Chinese woman’s vagina. "

― Mokokoma Mokhonoana , F for Philosopher: A Collection of Funny Yet Profound Aphorisms

2 " I am yet to hear someone claim that a salary is nothing but a number. "

― Mokokoma Mokhonoana , F for Philosopher: A Collection of Funny Yet Profound Aphorisms

3 " The hardest thing about being a woman isn’t menstruation or giving birth. It’s resisting the pressure to love handbags, makeup, high heels … and men. "

― Mokokoma Mokhonoana , F for Philosopher: A Collection of Funny Yet Profound Aphorisms

4 " Only children and fools expect wisdom from each and every old person. "

― Mokokoma Mokhonoana , F for Philosopher: A Collection of Funny Yet Profound Aphorisms

5 " Believing in God makes one humble … and arrogant: those who do give their actions and their abilities way less credit than they really deserve, and are inevitably left with the unshakable belief that they are way more important to life than they actually are. "

― Mokokoma Mokhonoana , F for Philosopher: A Collection of Funny Yet Profound Aphorisms

6 " When you are unhappy, happy people are disgusting. "

― Mokokoma Mokhonoana , F for Philosopher: A Collection of Funny Yet Profound Aphorisms

7 " Some of our problems came to us; some, we went to them. "

― Mokokoma Mokhonoana , F for Philosopher: A Collection of Funny Yet Profound Aphorisms

8 " Some technologies have made it possible for one to travel to the other side of the world in order to see something, whereas some have made that unnecessary: if it were not for things such as the camera and the Internet, some African boys would have never seen a Chinese woman’s vagina. "

― Mokokoma Mokhonoana , F for Philosopher: A Collection of Funny Yet Profound Aphorisms

9 " In some cases, inheritance is nothing but an act of paying one’s dues with a credit card. "

― Mokokoma Mokhonoana , F for Philosopher: A Collection of Funny Yet Profound Aphorisms