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1 " He got the crib, so for the first few months of my life I had to sleep in the top dresser drawer, which I'm pretty sure isn't even legal. "
― Jeff Kinney , The Third Wheel (Diary of a Wimpy Kid, #7)
2 " I don't know what a guy needs to do to impress a girl these days. "
3 " Back in those days it was just me swimming around in the dark, doing back flips and taking naps whenever I want. "
4 " Seriously, though, in this day and age I don't know why we're still cutting open frogs to see what's inside them.If somebody tells me there's a heart and intestines inside a frog, I'm willing to take their word for it. "
5 " I started worrying that maybe you only get a certain number of prayers answered in you lifetime and I'm burning through mine too fast. I'd hate to find out later on that I used up all my chits, because I've been acting like I've got an unlimited supply. "
6 " Seriously, though, in this day and age I don't know why we're still cutting open frogs to see what's inside them.If somebody tells me there's a heart and intestines inside a grog, I'm willing to take their word for it. "
7 " I probably should've thought about talking to Uncle Gary a lot earlier. He's been married something like four times already, so he's an EXPERT on relationships. "
