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1 " Can you believe diss woman!” Nice yells, suddenly appearing at my side. “Another cliffhanger. I will find diss writer woman and compel her to finish di damn story! "
― Mimi Jean Pamfiloff , The Librarian's Vampire Assistant (The Librarian's Vampire Assistant #1)
2 " Yes or no, Vanderhorsssthst?” He glares. “And sink very carefully about your answer because I have cliffhanger on zi brain and I am not happy. "
3 " I think…I think that sometimes dreams are meant to give us momentum or direction, but your true calling happens along the way. "
4 " I am about to step forward to assist, but she seems all right, rubbing her head and apologizing to the entire world. I hope she doesn’t stab herself with a straw or spontaneously combust. Then I’ll never get my coffee. I cannot start my day without it. "
5 " Apparently, Clive left out a lot of things. And since vampires are not the most communicative, and I am apparently the equivalent of Vlad the Impaler—and have been since profession #2 in the 1600s—no one has stepped up to give me the vampire birds and bees talk. "
6 " Books everywhere. Librarian down. Librarian down! I rush to her aid. "
7 " Women were objects of desire to be enjoyed and then tossed aside or married for their fortune. Yes, yes. I was a pig; however, in the 1600s things were different. Men avoided affairs of the heart at all costs because it might cost them everything—rank, inheritance, and the respect of other men. "
8 " Sure. Sure. Look all you want, you…bond harlot! You cannot have it. “I "
9 " Nice cannot.” All right. And we are also now referring to him in the third person. As I said, he defies all definitions of weird. "
10 " Aspen frowns with his golden brows that are almost too bushy to be called brows. More like eyelid mustaches. "
