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Betwixt (Betwixt & Between, #1) QUOTES

Betwixt (Betwixt & Between, #1) QUOTES

1 " Guys, gray in the beard is sexy. Leave it alone. Thank you,-Grown Ass Women "

― Darynda Jones , Betwixt (Betwixt & Between, #1)

2 " I’m a coffeeholic on the road to recovery. Just kidding. I’m on the road to the coffee shop. "

― Darynda Jones , Betwixt (Betwixt & Between, #1)

3 " I was taught to think before I act. So if I smack you, rest assured, I’ve thought about it and am confident in my decision. -T-shirt "

― Darynda Jones , Betwixt (Betwixt & Between, #1)

4 " Karma’s just sharpening her nails and finishing her drink. She’ll be with you shortly. "

― Darynda Jones , Betwixt (Betwixt & Between, #1)

5 " MEN: Women are very hard to read. WOMEN: Actually, we just want— MEN: Such complex creatures. WOMEN: If you’d just liste— MEN: So mysterious. "

― Darynda Jones , Betwixt (Betwixt & Between, #1)

6 " Her face, a face that had been rosy not thirty seconds earlier, paled at my suggestion. She backed away as though I’d just told her I was going to murder her and keep her heart in a jar on my desk. I would never do such a thing. I’d keep it in a jar in the cupboard. I wasn’t morbid. "

― Darynda Jones , Betwixt (Betwixt & Between, #1)

7 " If he eats French fries with a fork, he’s probably not going to do that thing you like with his tongue. -True fact "

― Darynda Jones , Betwixt (Betwixt & Between, #1)

8 " There are two kinds of people in the world: those who believe in magic and those who are wrong. "

― Darynda Jones , Betwixt (Betwixt & Between, #1)

9 " I’m giving up drinking for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Drinking for a month. -Meme "

― Darynda Jones , Betwixt (Betwixt & Between, #1)

10 " Guys, gray in the beard is sexy. Leave it alone. Thank you, -Grown Ass Women "

― Darynda Jones , Betwixt (Betwixt & Between, #1)

11 " How about we go inside and talk about this?” Her face, a face that had been rosy not thirty seconds earlier, paled at my suggestion. She backed away as though I’d just told her I was going to murder her and keep her heart in a jar on my desk. I would never do such a thing. I’d keep it in a jar in the cupboard. I wasn’t morbid. "

― Darynda Jones , Betwixt (Betwixt & Between, #1)